Rabbit Hole

I can’t believe I’m knitting plain old simple stockinette in the round. It’s been For. Ever. since I found myself doing TV Knitting. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

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Yes, I know this is a totally bizarre way to construct a dress. You’ve known all along, Gentle Readers, that my process is somewhat, um, unconventional.

“...You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.”
— Jerry Seinfeld

I always envision the result first, often at the most unlikely or inconvenient time. Then I’m compelled to find a way to get it. Then I figure out a way to show you how to get it. In at least four sizes. Always, I hope, keeping in mind that just because I conjured up a thing doesn’t mean you would enjoy it.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of the little rabbits in “The Unicorn and the Lady” Tapestries:

I startled from the dream with the design fully formed in my head, and raced to draw it as a chart before the magic of that place between sleep and awake evaporated.

Wild Hare Mittens, ca. 2012.

At first he was a mitten. I wanted to work him out on a small canvas, and mittens are perfect for that. Once they were done, I thought the itch had been scratched.

But the Wild Hare, as he told me he was called, had other plans. He stayed with me, hopping around in my brain, always wanting to be something else. Something More. I told him to be patient, to wait for the right time, the right yarn, the right garment.

But instead, he did what hares will do: He multiplied. He insisted that he and his friends needed room enough to hop around. Perhaps in circles, so that they would never have to stop, and never worry they might fall off an edge. And he wanted a bigger, grander border to keep them company; something that would remind him of the Lady, and the Unicorn, and the tapestry where he was born. I resisted his his pleading. I told him there were books to write, children to feed, and other stories to be told.

The Wild Hare would have none of it. “A Dress,” he said. “You must make us a dress to live upon.” “I’ve never knitted a dress,” I argued. I wasn’t sure knitters would like to make such a big project. The Wild Hare didn’t care. He pestered and multiplied and haunted my dreams.

Seven years passed. The books got written, the children got bigger, and many, many other stories were told.

And then finally, one day, a box full of magic arrived, unsuspected, unsolicited, and completely delightful.

The softness. The drape. The halo. At long last, I gave in to the Hare’s entreaties. I had run out of excuses. It was time to go back down the rabbit hole.

Care to join me? Watch this space…

Technical Difficulties

Didja Miss Me?

My Hard Drive Blew. And by Blew, I mean: Black Screen of Death, Hope your last 10 years of data were backed up. Contrary to my expectations, they were not. I may have gone fetal for a bit there. So nauseating to think of losing ALL my knitting work, but I didn't.

So that was exciting and time-consuming. Thankfully a Technicious Genius came to my rescue and saved my entire knitting careers' worth of work.

Meanwhile, I retreated to the relative safety of yarn:

Dicentra Designs has called upon me to make something special, for which Lisa created this delicious pile of lovliness. Holy Cats: wait till you knit with this! 

A gorgeous and sexy three-ply super-soft merino, with the perfect degree of twist to make it bouncy and sproingy. And that was before Lisa got hold of it to apply her color magic! Get a load of that color! If it looks as though it was lit from within and the blue has about a million shades layered over it, that's because your eyes are not fooling you. And there are 5 variations on this blue. And three greens, an aubergine, and a tomato red, just because. Yep, it's gonna be a kit. And I designed a sweater for it. Here's a preview:

I still have a Bee Problem. And I'm not sorry. Watch This Space.

What Size is your Addiction?

Here's the new Jane's Addiction sample, complete with buttons! Thank you, Gentle Readers, for your input and advice. It always helps to look at things with fresh eyes.

I've included my mom's genius modification, continuing the raglan cables down the sides. 

I'm working on the pattern for you, which always brings me to the same question: What/how many sizes do I create? When sizing a pattern, each individual size has its own measurements, stitch counts and ideosyncracies. So the more sizes offered, the more time and work is involved in the pattern, of course. I need to find the sweet spot between offering enough sizes to make the most knitters happy and working myself to bits unnecessarily.

In order to provide the most value for you, Gentle Readers, I've devised a little survey. If you'd like to knit your own Jane's Addiction, won't you take a minute to let me know how you'd like it?

CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE JANE'S ADDICTION SIZING SURVEY

To the many of you who have reached out to let me know you want this pattern, thank you so much for the great feedback, and for your patience as I put it together for you!